Lies I told on my CV
I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
( , Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
( , Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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according to my cv i have many hobbies
including windsurfing, sailing, scuba diving, fishing, skiing, and snowboarding. when in reality i have absolutely no hobbies apart from watching tv and getting off my tits on beer. but i dont really think that these hobbies would make me look like someone anyone would like to employ.
( , Mon 10 Jul 2006, 18:15, Reply)
including windsurfing, sailing, scuba diving, fishing, skiing, and snowboarding. when in reality i have absolutely no hobbies apart from watching tv and getting off my tits on beer. but i dont really think that these hobbies would make me look like someone anyone would like to employ.
( , Mon 10 Jul 2006, 18:15, Reply)
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