Lies I told on my CV
I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
( , Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
I've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
( , Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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I claimed
to be totally qualified in sodomy.
In fact I'd failed sodomy in high school, and had to learn on the job.
But I got it in the end.
( , Wed 12 Jul 2006, 2:11, Reply)
to be totally qualified in sodomy.
In fact I'd failed sodomy in high school, and had to learn on the job.
But I got it in the end.
( , Wed 12 Jul 2006, 2:11, Reply)
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