Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Apt...As I was fired yesterday for writing on my Blog that a server engineer was a fuckwit, this question is quite apt.
Have to dust off the old CV and start looking for another contract. I've never lied on my CV before but, as I don't want to put down that I was fired for saying that someone is an incompetent fuckwit, looks like I'll have to bend the truth a little this time.
And as the guy in question reads B3ta, he'll be proud to know that all of B3ta knows he's an incompetent fuckwit.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 11:41,
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