Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Good luck leglessPerhaps you could put on the CV "Well networked member of the IT community", i.e. "Everyone on B3ta keeps a sharp look out for my anecdotes regarding my *ahem* colourful past".
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Jul 2006, 12:07,
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