Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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*star wars story**tortuous pun that wasn't worth the effort*
right. carry on.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 8:25,
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Someone did the "droids etc"one already.
Gaffa tape and WD40 is still up for grabs though.
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Get back to your sprogdarling.
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whoa there why so hostile?(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:05,
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ringofyreBut don't worry, I still love ya.
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i can hearthe slurping noise of someone sucking all the joy out of existence
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then my work here is done.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:29,
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That Janet is one hell of a suckerand i don't mean she's easily fooled.
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Memento this week, surely?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:53,
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That was not the punI was looking for
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FUCK YOU.FUCK YOU IN THE EAR.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:41,
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