I once lied about
my age to get a job at toys r us, got away with it for two years until they realised. Didn't get into any trouble because I think the management were more amused that I'd actually lied to work in that orange hell hole, seeing that magical place under one roof still sends shivers down my spine every Christmas....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:20, 10 replies)

I'm 46
and I still get a buzz from visiting Toys 'r' us.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:22, closed)

Other toys are available
You buy a Buzz Lightyear every time you visit? Why don't you get a Woody instead? Ba-dum-tish.
(SiFwappy, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:26, closed)

I did try
to get a Buzz lightyear reference in after I posted it, but it really didn't work.

Was too obvious.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:51, closed)

Getting a woody in toys 'r' us
Will get you thrown out. Trust me....
(Fleximus Rex briefly gave up lurking on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:41, closed)

Did you get staff discount?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:33, closed)

Hnnnng.
Staff discount at toys R us . . . .

I won't be able to stand up for half an hour now.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:52, closed)

Let's face it
it's what everyone's thinking
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:33, closed)

We probably did
But at that age I had better things to spend my money on like MD's and booze. The five finger discount was always popular with some staff but never saw the point as they checked our bags every night...Impressed life hasn't sufficiently crushed your spirit!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:14, closed)

I was gutted this xmas to discover they had done without
the same old "tons of Geoffery all under one roof" with the shitty headlights driving over countryside to the Toys r Us store advert.

Instead its a boring normal advert now.


" ...its called toys r us, toys r us! TOYS R US!"
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:24, closed)

Ahhhh
Bliss!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:16, closed)