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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Just saying "Capitalism" feels a little too trite. Conservative policy?
We are Not all in this together.
The disabled are Not bleeding the nation dry.
Work does Not make you free.
You do Not feel our pain.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 9:35, 6 replies)
we did all this in the last Qotw.
Keep up.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:09, closed)
I am keeping up.
But this answer is voluntarily partcipating in a Workfare scheme. I'm going to try this answer out for several weeks, for way below minimum wage; and if lucky this answer will get an interview for a non-existent permanent vacancy. Meanwhile, I'll talk bollocks about how many answers I'm helping find a new question to satisfy.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 10:22, closed)
christ you're a miserable cunt aren't you.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:00, closed)
/\ here here /\

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 11:31, closed)
Thank for the input.
I'll take it as acceptance of facts; that you pull me up on repetition, but not about veracity. So, that said; it shouldn't take you too many guesses as to *why* I'm so upset (clue: It's not about pasta).

In any case, you tend to get only pithy posts from me in the first 24h of a QOTW. Please wait longer for the better anecdotes to be proofed.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:31, closed)
No, we're not.
So do something about your life and stop blaming others.
(, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:57, closed)

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