Lies that went on too long
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
( , Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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I know lots of women who don't fancy me.
How come they're not trying to shag me?
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:00, 1 reply)
How come they're not trying to shag me?
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:00, 1 reply)
I did fancy him, big time!
Hes a good looking chap, just awful at coitus. Christ he liked to rub his nipples.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:07, closed)
Hes a good looking chap, just awful at coitus. Christ he liked to rub his nipples.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:07, closed)
since you just referred to sex as 'coitus' i'm going to discount your entire opinion.
and what's wrong with nipples?
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:08, closed)
and what's wrong with nipples?
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:08, closed)
Fair enough.
Also, I'm excellent in bed, so it's clearly a very different situation.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:21, closed)
Also, I'm excellent in bed, so it's clearly a very different situation.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:21, closed)
Careful!
One of us is going to invoke the Pandatron, if this keeps up.
( , Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:32, closed)
One of us is going to invoke the Pandatron, if this keeps up.
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