Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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cool story, bro.BY THAT I MEAN THIS WAS DULL AS FUCK AND A WASTE OF MY SUBSCRIPTION FEE.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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My soneviscerated Jake Lloyd, then bathed in his blood and wore his skull as a hat, all in the misguided belief that he'd be able to increase his own midichlorian count to Jedi Master levels. I suppose I could have told him that Star Wars was make-believe, but then he'd never have made me that adorable lightsabre for my birthday.
Is this what you want?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:29,
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i've never wanted you more.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:40,
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This is the waythe world ends.
Good, himself, will weep at our union, and the earth shall be rent in two.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 16:07,
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^I'm not sure that's a good thing^(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:19, closed)
And that's why you're notthe Keymaster.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 20:09,
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