Almost 20yrs ago...
I took my driving test. Well I didn't really.

My test was in the early nineties, long before photocard driving licences existed. I'd failed twice, before I was introduced to a bloke who 'passed for people'. I paid him £50 and he took my licence, went off to Essex and passed my driving test for me. When he came back with 'my' pass certificate, I paid him another £50.

I've never had an accident. Never had any points. And I've never told a soul.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:27, 8 replies)

you're still a rapist though, right?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:39, closed)

You flirt with anyone Janet.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:41, closed)

Indeed.
But one without a legitimate driving licence.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:43, closed)

Provisional rape lols.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 15:45, closed)

But now you've told the internet
...
( rofl harris, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 17:07, closed)

The chances of anyone reading this are pretty low, though

( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 1:23, closed)

He'll mow that down in his Accord if need be.

( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 2:24, closed)

Wow. The guy who did that
was probably up there with heroin dealers in the number of deaths he was involved in.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:45, closed)