Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Apparently, I'm a responsible adult.And somehow, the lie seems to become easier with each passing year as I stare further into the barrel of turning 30.
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I feel just the same, and my barrel is marked "50"...(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 18:23, closed)
Just wait til you hit the 40's...Then "they" really start assuming all kinds of trusty kind of stuff...
"They" let me be a company director, play with matches and all sorts of kerazy shite!
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 9 Mar 2012, 23:15,
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did they give you the sharp pointy scissers of deniability? (
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:18,
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Turned 30 this yearStill not an adult. Don't think anyone believes that I am.
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Whenever salesmen or bank managers call me "Sir", I have to stop myself looking around for my dad.A woman hushed her child out of a doorway the other day, saying "Let the man go through", which equally surprised me.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:05,
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30?What are you worrying about. It's not the anniversary that does you in, it's seeing your dad looking back from the mirror.
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30? Pah!When you get over 50 people assume you're responsible and wise.
BOY are they wrong!
Wibble
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