A Famous One.
"I never had sexual relations with that woman"
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:33, 7 replies)

that doesn't count because no-one believed hin

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:45, closed)

I dont know
It was still a lie that went on rather too long
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:20, closed)

So, you're a virgin.
But, this week's question is about lies.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:57, closed)

I have managed to father two kids,
which would suggests otherwise.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 0:05, closed)

At least
that's what you've been told.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 2:21, closed)

How about straight from the sauce -
"Drycleaners will get that out easily."
or
"Does this cigar taste funny to you?"
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:13, closed)

I was in the states while all this was going on
At that time, cigar smoking was fashionable (surprisingly, given the way Californians look at cigarettes). So naturally I photoshopped up a cover of the well-known "Cigar Aficionado" magazine, using a pic of Monica Lewinsky.

Turns out that my work colleagues didn't have the same sense of humour as me. It got shocked disapproval.

I'm glad to be back in the UK, for that reason at least...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:20, closed)