Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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it's water retention
it's me metabolism
it's the wrong time of the month.
No, it's the pies you fat fucking failure!
these people drive me mad.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 20:47, 1 reply)
I'm a fat bastardSee it works on several levels - my mum and father weren't married when I was born, I'm about 20 kg. overweight (because I drink too much piss, eat so-so and apart from work don't exercise) and I can be a real cunt when I want to be.
EDIT: I've still got a 6-pack - it's just got another half a carton sitting on top of it.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:07, closed)
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