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This is a question Lies that went on too long

When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Best QOTW ever
I mean seriously...
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:06, 11 replies)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAioFb3IOA
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:38, closed)
they should shut it after this one, its gone on too long

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:54, closed)
Then we'd all have to
post on /OT.

I'd rather remove my own spleen with an oysterfork.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:22, closed)
how do oysters hold there forks ?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:47, closed)
If you look over they're,
you'll see there using them. So their.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:02, closed)
Can we nominate replies to win QOTW?
Cos this is better than any of the other entries
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:45, closed)
Using all the power in their mussels.
Badoom tish
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 13:54, closed)
I couldn't give a clam
what you think.

You're just a winkle.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 14:01, closed)
It's no 'electrical devices I have bought' or '8-bit computer game cheat codes that I know' that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:53, closed)
Not a patch on the racist grandparents either
Edit: Acknowledgement of some candles.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:14, closed)
Give me
Mix Tapes every time.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 13:06, closed)

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