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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Customs
prohibit the import of dairy produce.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:03, 1 reply)
a likely story

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:10, closed)
So you say
but they didn't bring any nuts, seeds or live parrots back either.

Thus my contention is correct.
(username failed moderation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:18, closed)
all the parrots on the moon are dead
lack of oxygen you see
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:42, closed)
/\ fool /\
every one knows that you dont get parrots on the moon, oh no
they only have budgies and toucans and soup dragons
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:43, closed)
Parrots are dairy produce?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:36, closed)

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