lazy student mess free one plate cheese on toast
put slab of cheese on plate. put plate in microwave. turn on microwave. whilst cheese melts, put bread in toaster.

when toast is desired shade of brown, pour melty cheese over it.

eat.

repeat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:12, 10 replies)

How is that free?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:13, closed)

mess free
not financially free

or grammar/punctuation free, if you prefer to look at it that way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:16, closed)

Ah sorry, I misparsed, I thought "lazy student mess" was all one phrase
of course it's still not mess free because you're left with a plate covered in melted cheese to deal with
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:17, closed)

Paper plates, nicked from canteen, saves a fortune on washing up liquid.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:27, closed)

paper plates

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:41, closed)

Don't bother with the plate, just put the cheese in the microwave

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:46, closed)

Just eat cheese and bread alternately from their wrappers, and neck some ketchup.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:47, closed)

I don't understand why you're so fat.

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 28 May 2015, 18:05, closed)

i don't understand why your own pancreas wishes you were dead
oh wait...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 May 2015, 18:09, closed)