1) If your puny muscles aren't stront enough to loosen a tight nut using a spanner
then use a ring spanner over the open end of your first spanner to provide extra leverage.

2) Open a banana properly by pinching the bottom end; it will split in two, allowing you to peel the skin away easily rather than tugging ineffectually at the stem.

3) Writing a scathing retort to a comment on the internet? Look in the mirror, you pasty-faced wanker, and see the grotesque parody of your parent's dreams for your adulthood that you've become.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:32, 12 replies)

my muscles are very stront, you great fucking Mary

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:37, closed)

STRONT

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:38, closed)

stront like the Strongtium Dog

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:43, closed)

An alternative solution to 1 and 2 is to not be such a pigeon-chested weed

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:38, closed)

that's the solution to all three

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:42, closed)

very good. you have now made an enemy for life with lolman

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:43, closed)

no way, dude
everybody loves grrrumpmachine
(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:46, closed)

glad to hear it old bean

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:47, closed)

I'm the loveable curmudgeon who wants you all to die in a fire

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:56, closed)

house or chemical?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:07, closed)

hardly, Dr S has always been an outrageous flirt
and I doubt this new nom de plum will change anything.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:25, closed)

You appear to be
tightening this nut. Maybe if you didn't tighten them so much, they wouldn't be a problem.
:)
Top fucking tip, though. Ta :)
( blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 29 May 2015, 18:22, closed)