Time saving tips
1. Eat your breakfast in the bath, if you have one rather than a shower. Works well for student houses, which rarely have a working shower.

2. If you cycle to work, you need to do up the buttons on your work shirt before folding it into your bag/panniers. There is no need to undo them all again before putting it on...just the top two and the cuffs.

3. To get a cauliflower into a small plastic bag in the supermarket, put your hand inside the bag, grab the stalk of the cauliflower through the bag and turn the bag inside out.

4. Don't wait for a petrol pump "on the correct side". The hose reaches to the other side anyway.

5. Commercial TV channels are much more tolerable if you record everything to a PVR and just skip the adverts when watching stuff.

6. Never use the Circle Line. It sucks and you will always be late.
(rogerzilla, Fri 29 May 2015, 20:03, 4 replies)

6. Just avoid London altogether.
This will also save you getting raped by a gang of crack-head gollywogs.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 30 May 2015, 18:00, closed)

4 - Petrol pumps
No it doesn't you fucking cunt. Try using the petrol pump at the shop in Bixter, Shetland. You'll find your lah-di-dah "reaching both sides" ways don't cut the mustard, sonny Jim.

So fuck you and your ill-thought-out tips. Next time you make assumptions like this I'll chop your balls off.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:07, closed)

PS: HTH.

( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 12:07, closed)

What about if you reverse up to it?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jun 2015, 17:22, closed)