Little VictoriesI recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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My first, and littlest victory?Swimming the fastest, not getting lost, and reaching the egg first.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:58,
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were you against other sperm thenor just your own?
You can't claim a win if it was just your own.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:43,
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Knowing his mum there were probably more contestants than the qualifying rounds of the world cup.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:47,
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and not knocking yourself out cold on the cervix(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 18:33,
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Close call(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:22,
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Ahhh, but it was only HALF your DNA that managed that little feat.The other half just sat there on its big fat lazy arse.
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TrueI also had to shed my beloved flagellum...but it was worth it.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:34,
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.I thought this was about the fourth Harry Potter Book
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Oh hell, you're right...though maybe a little more literal analysis is required for that chapter.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:33,
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