When I moved out of my last house, I "forgot" to replace the burst lightbulbs or mention the electrical fault that had killed the washing machine.
This was after the landlords had spent more than a year "forgetting about" the damp problem that caused most of the plaster to peel off the front wall, or the blocked chimney that caused the place to fail the gas safety inspection leaving me without the advertised central heating for the entire duration of the tenancy.

Now I'm paying £75 less in rent and about £50 less in bills every month for a far better place and they're probably struggling to find anyone desperate enough to move into such an extortionate shithole. Hooray.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 3:18, 6 replies)

Is it alright if I pearoast this under my name then?
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(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 7:47, closed)

Be my guest.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:24, closed)

Good to see your grown-up attitude is consistent...

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:14, closed)

Good to see your trolling is consistent...

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:18, closed)

You spent over a year in a place with no central heating because it broke?

( le brian, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:20, closed)

Well quite frankly I'm not surprised.
You do seem like the kind of person who would spend over a year in a place with no central heating because it broke.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:17, closed)