I have been holding the doors open
for the militant looking ones at the lesbian feminist conference.

Nothing like a little courtesy is there?
(lordfredatron lordfredatron, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:43, 5 replies)

Just remember
When challenged by a feminist about how she doesn't need to doors holding open just because she's a woman, there are only two correct responses:

1. Are you? Sorry, I didn't realise.
2. Sorry love, I think you've got the wrong end of the stick. I wasn't holding the door open because you're a lady, I was doing it because I'm a gentleman. (you may need to be northern to successfully pull off calling strangers 'love')
(bblgoose, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:58, closed)

You don't need to be northern
You just need so sound it. "Sorreh loove, ah think tha's got wrong end ut stick. Ah wasn't holdint door open 'cos tha's a laydeh, ah was doin it 'cos ahm a gentleman."

And no that ain't a dig at the north. By and large they're a nice lot, apart from my sister's then-40-year-old fiance and the then-16-year-old slut he was knocking off behind her back, but that's another story.

Oh, and a click for the story and the reply :-)
( eXOBeX, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 15:25, closed)

Racist

( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:54, closed)

"No, I was holding the door open because you're extremely fat and I thought you might need help getting through"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:07, closed)

"sorry you look like you've walked into a few too many closed doors"

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:21, closed)