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I recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.

(, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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How I claimed victory in a trivial argument
Mrs SLVA was determined to be in a mood with me about something silly and insignifcant. I can't remember what she'd said, but my response involved hooking an ankle sock on to my chin and then declaring "Well I don't care, because I'm Pharaoh".

Try as hard as she might, she could not prevent such unexpected silliness from making her chortle.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:30, 8 replies)
and if they giggle
it means you've won
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:38, closed)
Well, it does remove the seriousness and their edge...
Hard to come across as serious after laughing.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:04, closed)
very much so
had a stupid row with my mum once, probably my fault, can't remember. i was being all serious and shouty and mum got the giggles.
argument pretty much fell apart after that.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 22:16, closed)

In my heart this has won every qotw ever.
(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:13, closed)
Seconded.
Truly wonderful comeback.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 1:39, closed)
win!

(, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:32, closed)
I will try that
as the other'alf can't taser the Pharaoh. Treason, that is.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 10:09, closed)
Dzzzzzzzzz.

(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 11:37, closed)

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