I see equal quantities of scroteitude on each side.
Who should I be rooting for?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:29, 1 reply)

There's no need to start making up lies about having a family life though.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:32, closed)

I'm leaning towards 'Happy Phantom'.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 13:36, closed)

I smell dole in the air, it must be the postings of a qotw resident dole tosser
I guess your 'little victory' is collecting the dole cheque; "take that society I did a shit degree and now I'm being paid to sit on my festering arsehole drinking buckfast in my childhood bedroom, wishing I was dead"
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:57, closed)

So do we still call you Rory, or what?
I missed the changeover and anything you might or might not have said about it.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:10, closed)

Call me anything you like dullard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:32, closed)

Okay, Anything You Like Dullard
:P
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:02, closed)

Hahaha u r wicked
To the dolemobile!!11!1!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:59, closed)

I can't afford a dolemobile :(

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:42, closed)

and who do you suggest was doing that?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:24, closed)

You should play some video games.
(Try not to think about your kids calling another man 'dad' ... it might put you off your pacman death swing or whatever)
Come back in a few hours and you might have thought of a semi-humorous comeback to whatever perceived slight is currently winding you up. On the internet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:11, closed)

Just firing one up, as it goes.

Nothing's winding me up - particulary not some middle-aged maths nerd with delusions of grandeur. Feel free to keep trying. On the internet.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:15, closed)

Awww man.
You're doing background research and everything.

You wuv me.

This is almost totally worth another little victory entry.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:21, closed)

This wouldn't have passed for research in my educational establishment of choice.

Standards may vary.

EDIT: besides which - if you could recognise your own face, you'd have noticed this on Saturday.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:01, closed)

Plumber school?
edit: dude ... that link has a picture of me from a b3ta bash and a link to an old myspace profile ... neither of which has any information about my age or occupation ... you mean you've actually done real background research?

Sweeeet. You love me long time.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:55, closed)

Do you really need to be walked through this? Your MySpack gives your approximate age (unless you started school before you were born), and your course, you mentioned on these hallowed pages in reference to not being able to hold your beer. I have no idea as to your current occupation, but I'm certain it's something dull.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 8:17, closed)

Plumber?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 8:18, closed)

Quite possibly.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 8:34, closed)

Seriously.
Dude.
No comedy website is worth this.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:24, closed)

Don't you dare coach him out of this
you dirty jealous spoilsport.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:26, closed)

Ah now, Shambles.
I'm his Doctor Doom to your Scorpion.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:56, closed)

Orderly Doom, maybe. Nurse Doom, tops.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 23:43, closed)

Oh man, zinged.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 7:35, closed)

Sigh
(Bitter and Twisted, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:28, closed)

are you a highly trained plumber?
a plumber extraordinaire?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:53, closed)