Little VictoriesI recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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PoofMedical conditions are the lazy way to wimp off. I was picked last on pure effort. Laziness, enfeeblement, deliberate and vocal indications that I wouldn't assist the team in any way and past demonstrations of those points all meant I was last. I could have tried but I made every sign that I wouldn't and meant it. To my very core.
So much of the time I got to go home early. Beats standing in a horrible freezing muddy field, being kicked in the balls, having my back broken or otherwise wishing I was somewhere else instead of playing some horrible shitty game enjoyed by monkeys and nobody else.
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I used to get picked first for Rugbynot becuase I was any good at it, but because I was always one of the biggest in the class, and liked a good punchup.
Picking me meant I wasn't going to be on the opposite team, and therefore the picker was less likely to get raked with studs.
I'm not proud of it.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 11:35,
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