This Really Happened
Myself and two mates were pulled over in car by local five O... nothing on us but we were a bit pissed off cos it was the third time in two weeks...

Mate1: (to copper) Is it true that if I was to swear at you, say, call you a cunt you could arrest me?
Cop: (very stern)Yes
Mate1: But if was to think that a copper's a cunt there's nothing they could do is there?
Cop: That's right
Mate1: (pauses, mutters "right, right" to himself then walks a bit closer to the copper and talks right into his face)In that case I think you're a cunt.

Fan-fucking-tastic. Cue barrels of laughter from us and a very red-faced copper who's just realised that he actually gave his express permission to have the piss taken
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Oct 2016, 13:12, 11 replies)

I hope the fascist truncheoned him.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Sat 22 Oct 2016, 13:47, closed)

Your mate sounds like a right cunt, no offence

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 22 Oct 2016, 15:36, closed)

The best bit of this story is how "Mate 2" contributes absolutely nothing.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Oct 2016, 1:24, closed)

Also, what's a "barrel of laughter"?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Oct 2016, 14:54, closed)

5500 fluid ounces of mirth

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Oct 2016, 14:55, closed)

Ooh, I wonder what'll be next on QOTW Gold?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 9:16, closed)

Repost enough shit and it might even get to 3 pages, colon D

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:21, closed)

i can't believe this really happened
haha, swearing at cops
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 11:51, closed)

anyone got that nonce punch post?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 11:51, closed)

oh hey i found it
b3ta.com/questions/purefury/post2107021
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 12:58, closed)

Still excellent

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Oct 2016, 20:21, closed)