Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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CambridgeI know of the same Mill Road nutter Sionnach speaks of (a few posts below). He'd sit on a bench by the railway bridge on Mill Road with a tin of Campbells tomato soup on top of his head, tied on with a scarf, or similar.
Every time a bus would come along he'd get up and salute it.
Mind you, there was the other guy, the black fella who'd constantly talk to himself up and down Mill Road, just as if he had a mobile phone, but obviously didn't. He also had his head cocked to one side in a no-hands-holding-the-phone sort of thing.
Oh, and there was Alan the complete psycho-nutter on teh number 11 bus route in Birmingham. He used to sit on the bus all day long swearing at the school kids (in the olden days before the cunting school run). He beat up my mate, who blubbed.. well, like a spazz. He told his parents who; called the police.
Interestingly the bus driver stopped the bus allowed Alan the nutter to get off and give him a kicking then let him back on again.
Maybe the bus driver thought my mate was a cunt too.
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Monkboy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:29,
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