Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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GeoffHe's acctually a bit of a legend around the Bridgwater area (insert "who isn't a nutter in Bridgwater" quip here).
Basically this guy thinks he's driving a truck, and can be seen running around the streets in said imaginary lorry. he used to wear a T-shirt that ahd the word'GAY' emblazened across it and when he saw a real truck would revert from his driving stance to a mince and limp wrist pose. fucking hilarious.
I knew someone who claimed that they had pretended to steal his truck and push into the docks. He went mental (even more mental).
apparently he's got a bother who thinks he's a helicopter and habitually jumps off of the town bridge. I've not been around for a while so they might be completely rehabilitated by now. The poetic irony of Geoff acctually becoming a real truck driver would be fantastic.
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darth munki is flipping livid, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 13:31,
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