Local Nutters
Everywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
Everywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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theres two guys....
on our local buses, both very weird. One of them mutters to himself, and is essentially harmless, until one day he began to get a little flustered, the voice was raised, and he started screaming at me "I TOLD HIM!!!! I TOLD THE STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!!!! The other guy just happens to gel his hair with something that isn't hair gel, and after extensive research, we think its.........BARBECUE SAUCE!!!! Yay!!! Also, in the town centre, theres a guy called, 'The Pigeon Man' (we're very imaginative round here) who is surrounded by pigeons all day, and after spending so much time around them, has begun to look a little like them, with his bulbous chest, skinny legs, and freakish feathery hair...Anyone from blackburn recognise these guys...???
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:45, Reply)
on our local buses, both very weird. One of them mutters to himself, and is essentially harmless, until one day he began to get a little flustered, the voice was raised, and he started screaming at me "I TOLD HIM!!!! I TOLD THE STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!!!! The other guy just happens to gel his hair with something that isn't hair gel, and after extensive research, we think its.........BARBECUE SAUCE!!!! Yay!!! Also, in the town centre, theres a guy called, 'The Pigeon Man' (we're very imaginative round here) who is surrounded by pigeons all day, and after spending so much time around them, has begun to look a little like them, with his bulbous chest, skinny legs, and freakish feathery hair...Anyone from blackburn recognise these guys...???
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 23:45, Reply)
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