Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Oxford Norman Cook fanWaiting for the bus in Oxford 2 weeks ago, I heard "fat boy slim is fucking in heaven, fucking in fucking in fucking in heaven"...first real quiet, and then real loud. The culprit turned out to be a 60 year old woman wearing a grubby floral print skirt and a grubby blouse from which hung her enormous flabby belly, and, as she gyrated up and down, her flabby grey breasts peeked into view. This turned out to be the only FatBoy Slim song she knew, and indeed the only verse of it, as she repeated it endlessly up and down the road, and was still doing it when I got on the bus.
The bus didn't come for 30 minutes.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 16:59, Reply)
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