Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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NuttersI live in a small town outside Glasgow which should be twinned with Royston Vasey. Our local nutter is Jackie Brady who gets washed once a year, (when the local priest gives him food and a bath!), so smells like shite on toast! Legend goes that his wife drowned when in the bath so he swore an oath to Jebus to resist soap forever, (i think the priest is a loophole). He is rumoured to be a millionaire despite the fact his income is generated by knocking on people's doors and collecting empty glass bottles to redeem the 20p for his efforts!
(, Sun 19 Sep 2004, 15:32, Reply)
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