He can't be racist......
I was once at a friend's birthday party. I was chatting with a group of the birthday boy's colleagues- some I'd met before, some I hadn't, and said something that could be taken as racist is life was like a poorly written Channel4 sitcom that revolved around awkward, somewhat forced situations. Like 'A pint of the BLACK stuff', or 'I'm hungry. I could MURDER AN INDIAN.'

Whatever I'd said it prompted one of the group to jokily say something along the lines of 'Careful mate, that could be a bit racist!'

This prompted someone else to say 'Nah, Walkie Talkie ain't a racist. He's married to a fucking gook.'

Given the tone of the conversation, I had assumed that this too was meant in jest, but it turns out that he was actually a cunt, and was in trouble at work for repeatedly calling an Indian customer at work 'Reg Varney'.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 8:10, Reply)