She was doing Women Studies, and god only knows why she was going out with me, but she was really fit, so I didn't care.
Having had her mate visit, who had come into my room, seen the Union Flag I'd nicked at cadets hanging in the corner, and asked me why I had "A Nazi flag hanging in your room?", I finally knew the relationship was over when, as the finale to a rather shouty argument, she roared, "Oh my GOD! You're just! So! Fucking! MALE! ARRRGH!"

I didn't know whether to apologise or thank her.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 10:36, 5 replies)

A roasted pea?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 0:42, closed)

Edited for brevity, yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 8:51, closed)

You seem to have trouble
appreciating the aspirations of feminist wominkind.
You should have explained that a Nazi flag would have a left handed swastika rotated 45 degrees, whilst a Union Jack contains the superimposed crosses of Saints George, Andrew, and Pat.
If she didn't understand you could have informed her that she was a daft cow.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 1:09, closed)

Funnily enough, that's pretty well exactly what I did do.
I sat down and drew her a very lovely swastika, in a white circle with a red background and everything, and said in a patronising tone, "That is a swastika, symbol of the National Socialist party of Germany in the 1940s. That (pointing to flag) is a Union Flag, symbol of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Can you tell the difference?"

Her response was "Yes but they're both used by facists", and thankfully remembered she had a lecture to go to.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 8:51, closed)

I find checking you've still got a dick and then telling them they are correct usually
shuts them up.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 6:10, closed)