LOL BigotsFreddie Woo says: "A bloke who lived next door to my mum told me on the day Diana died that it was 'God's punishment for sleeping with an Arab'". Tell us stories of bigots, racists, sexists, homophobes and loud-mouths so that we may point and laugh
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:03)
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Yup."My mate went to London once ... " was one of the phrases I'll not forget a local barfly uttering, along with "Ur yew intelligent or summat?!" being hissed at me by a local wench in response to my use of a polysyllable.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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Reminds me of the Bill Hicks skit'What you readin' for'?
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I took my missus back to the MidlandsUpon leaving a pub it was raining so she reached into a bag and took out an umbrella. Seeing this, a local lass was moved to comment: "Look at you with yer fancy black umbrella!"
The missus was less than impressed that I'd brought her to a place where umbrellas were considered "fancy".
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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