Chill... no more edits (or apologies)
Let me explain why.
I am a Scot. A typical pale Scot, I get flash burns lighting a cigarette!
My wife is from Rwanda. She calls herself : Black, not a person of colour.
She was, by her own account, pregnant (sometimes "up the duff" which she learnt from me probably). She never thought of herself as being impregnated.
We have two kids and we have never really thought about it, but we agree that dusky is a rather pleasant way to descibe their complexion. We acknowledge that they are mixed race, but that is not a term we use at present, but may have to once they become more inquisitive about the differences between mum and dad.
What I am delighted about is that my kids will be Heterozygote rather than Homozygote... a big plus to the family gene pool.

I hope it all worked out for "sort-of relation".
and please, you do not need to constantly edit an innocent post to suit the trolls.
(bof, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 17:07, 1 reply)

Cheers for that - whilst the edits weren't entirely serious, it's reassuring to hear that I've not inadvertently offended you or your missus. The sort-of relation is getting on fine, so far as I'm aware - and his father has apparently mellowed on the issue a bit, having found it somewhat difficult to dislike his own grandchild.

Apparently, in a thousand years or so humanity will be uniformly coffee-coloured, which should sort out the issue once and for all. Less helpfully, some predict that we'll speciate into elves and morlocks, but hey ho.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:09, closed)

This is the shittest thing ever typed into the internet.
You win.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 8:25, closed)

Ooh, quick, put this in your "Things I Like and Dislike" blog, share it with the world.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 9:58, closed)

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/lolbigots/post1874761

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 8:14, closed)