could be worse, I could be Australian.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:08, 1 reply)

Dude. That's harsh.
Some of my best mates are Australians.

Well ... I mean ... obviously they're not actual Australians. They're immigrants who are skimming off the cream of the mining billions. They weren't raised or educated there ... I have some standards. And they'll most likely fuck off home in a few years when the economy collapses back to normal and leaves the locals barely able to afford their pissbeer. They're not idiots or owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:12, closed)

QOTW LIES.
You don't have any mates.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:18, closed)

And I'm fat and I can't do sums.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:19, closed)

:(

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 25 Feb 2013, 23:34, closed)

What?
Like those strange and mysterious pub owners that never charge you for a drink cause you're their mate?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 1:01, closed)