Absentminded cross dressing

I was sat in my parents' kitchen one day, when my dad strode in purposefully and stopped to pop the kettle on - whereby his trousers promptly fell down around his ankles.

He tutted and rolled his eyes as it suddenly hit him:

"I've put your mother's jeans on again."

...And in one swift movement pulled them up and strode back out. I'm not sure whether it was the use of the rather telling word "again", or the fact that my mum is about a foot shorter than my dad, which makes it more baffling.
(DBS, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:09, 5 replies)

So what you're saying here is that your mum is really, really fat.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:17, closed)

It's the most indirect "Yo Moma" joke in the world

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:42, closed)

Yo moma is so fat, when your dad puts his arms around her, he has to make a chalk-mark and start again.

Yo moma is so fat, one day your dad was putting his arms around her, and he met someone else coming the other way.

and so on
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 16:43, closed)

When yo' mommoa was diagnosed with terminal cancer yo' dad said 'I'll never get over you, you know.'
....so, I'll have to get up and go round'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 18:59, closed)

Or maybe my dad is just really skinny.
(DBS, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:53, closed)