New flat
I've just moved into a new flat a few months back.I tend to walk around in a day dream most of the time but i'm sure future guests will understand a few misshaps.
For example;
The dents in the wall where I've gotten out of bed the wrong way only to smack my knees and face into the said wall.
The slightly damp patch in the hallway from where I've turned off a plug and the freezer defrosted leaving a very damp and now discoulored hall way carpet.
The slight smell of piss in the storage cupboard after a late night beer session where i thought it would be a good idea to not use the lights and feel my way into the bathroom.
Finally i hope they will understand the blood on the front door when it swung back and it hit me in the face, at the time i remember thinking "that doors moving very fast".
I'm thinking it would be a good idea to start wear armor around the place.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:18, Reply)