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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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I don't know how other people feel about Ice Cream Vans
But I always feel like I'm getting conned when they say

"Strawberry sauce"

And no matter how enthusiastic the nod, you get a dribble.

Well one day, in sunny London, I noticed that the ice cream man had left the strawberry sauce near the edge so I nabbed it and topped up my Mr. Whippy feeling somewhat pleased with myself.

A quick taste turns to revulsion and the ice cream was lashed to the floor. Bloody ice cream ruined by ketchup.

I used to look back at this story and think, you lost it there love, how did you not notice it was ketchup?

But now I think, what sort of ice cream vans sells hotdogs?

And why didn't my mum say something?

I can't remember why I typed this now. Sorry
(, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

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