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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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My mobile phone rang.
It was the missues:

"Just calling to say hello, What are you up to?"
"Looking for my phone"
"Where did you last have it?"
"I was in the kitchen"
"Well it's probably there then"
"Nope, can't see it"
"Have you tried the bedroom?"
"Hang on" Walks to bedroom, "Nope, can't see it again"
"Oh, I'll leave you to it then"

It was only as we hung up that I realised.

It's not the fact that I am that stupid that bothers me as much as there really doesn't seem to be much hope for us when we both are.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 8:55, 7 replies)
Don't breed

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 9:12, closed)
Best of all the Faithless songs.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 9:24, closed)

Thought he was your old man tbh.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 10:05, closed)

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 10:07, closed)

You really should have had a wank (although in a sense you could argue that you did...)
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 10:33, closed)
where was it?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:45, closed)
Missus with issues?
Or tissues?!
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:37, closed)

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