When I was 17
A girl who had a saturday job in the same place as me fancied me something rotten. I thought I finally might have a chance of getting a girlfriend, so I invited her to a party one Saturday night.

Unfortunately, it was the same week a friend of mine, I'll call him Paul (FTWHN) had some magic mushrooms, which I couldn't resist....

A couple of hours later I was with Paul at the party and we bumped into the girl from work. I thought I'd better introduce them before trying to get her on her own.

"Paul, this is...." shit, I couldn't remember her name. What the fuck was it? "Er...this is...." What the hell was her name???

"Paula" she said.

Ah yes.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 14:22, 5 replies)

When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer...
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:02, closed)

I stayed up listening to queen
(Stiltzkin, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:36, closed)

I too have suffered this mind fart
But I have no defence as I was totally sober.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:42, closed)

I was totally sober and the girl in question was my girlfriend of one year...whom, after enough umm'ing for it to already be awkward, I introduced to my flatmate as "Thingie".
(tyrellsOwl, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:26, closed)

Yeah but...
His name was Paul - should have triggered a memory of her name: Paula!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:11, closed)