tight shoes...
One day, many moons ago my trousers and shoes felt odd.

Later, undressing at home I found I had omitted the underpants and put my socks on twice.
(bellboy last hit the tit on, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:23, 9 replies)

this is outstanding

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:24, closed)

*applause*
fuckwittery of the highest order. I'm actually jealous.
(Bappage, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:19, closed)

If this is true
then this is amazing.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:49, closed)

Delighted to hear this - recently I put on two pairs of pants.

In my defence the first pair were briefs made out of a satin-like material, so you'd hardly notice you were wearing them (if you were a complete twat like me), so I put boxers on top of them.

I found out when I went for a piss and found that instead of genitals I had an Action Man 'Beetle bonnet'.

I also ordered the same DVD off Amazon twice in 5 days.
(tcp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:56, closed)

Wait...back up a bit there.
Satin briefs?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:57, closed)

I realise it sounds weird - but it's not what you think - they are special 'wicking' briefs I bought for sport. They just happen to feel like satin.

Honest.
(tcp, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:00, closed)

Well, I had to google 'Wicking'
and it's not a pleasant thought. But i believe you at least.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:02, closed)

I've done something similar
But with contact lenses. Put the second one in the same eye as the first.
Felt odd, everything looked odd and I spend a fair few minutes getting them apart.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 7:40, closed)

this wins it for me

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:53, closed)