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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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tight shoes...
One day, many moons ago my trousers and shoes felt odd.

Later, undressing at home I found I had omitted the underpants and put my socks on twice.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:23, 9 replies)
this is outstanding

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:24, closed)
fuckwittery of the highest order. I'm actually jealous.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:19, closed)
If this is true
then this is amazing.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:49, closed)

Delighted to hear this - recently I put on two pairs of pants.

In my defence the first pair were briefs made out of a satin-like material, so you'd hardly notice you were wearing them (if you were a complete twat like me), so I put boxers on top of them.

I found out when I went for a piss and found that instead of genitals I had an Action Man 'Beetle bonnet'.

I also ordered the same DVD off Amazon twice in 5 days.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:56, closed)
Wait...back up a bit there.
Satin briefs?
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:57, closed)

I realise it sounds weird - but it's not what you think - they are special 'wicking' briefs I bought for sport. They just happen to feel like satin.

(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:00, closed)
Well, I had to google 'Wicking'
and it's not a pleasant thought. But i believe you at least.
(, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 17:02, closed)
I've done something similar
But with contact lenses. Put the second one in the same eye as the first.
Felt odd, everything looked odd and I spend a fair few minutes getting them apart.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 7:40, closed)
this wins it for me

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:53, closed)

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