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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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"called him and the rest of my family English"
the very highest of compliments, then
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:26, 1 reply)
Don't get me started on his stupid geopolitical views.
Long story short,
1)In his views, it means 'hypocritical'. Literally. English = hypocritical. Not 'stuck up' or 'snobbish' or anything vague you might associate with a national stereotype; it's a fucking synonym. We've learned not to talk to him about...well, any country, ever. Conspiracy theories are more balanced and well-rounded.

2)He said this to members of his blood family. Racial slurs against people who are nearasdammit exactly identical to you? Sure, why not? Not for the first time either.
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:57, closed)
I might call my sister Scottish later, just for the hell of it
I'm not sure what it would imply, but that's for her to work out
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:25, closed)
It would mean that she's drunk, fat and unemployable

(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:50, closed)
And incomprehensible.
Or is that just Glaswegian?
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:25, closed)
As it happens, she just quoted Stewart Lee back at me
as there are, of course, no Scottish women
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:25, closed)

It's true you don't see many Scottish women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Scottish men.
(sotto voce) It's the beards.
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Scottish women, and that Scots just spring out of holes in the ground!
(, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:00, closed)
Hitchhiker's Guide?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:14, closed)

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