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Bluehamster tells us: "This morning I found myself filling my mug not a teabag, but with Shreddies." Tell us of the times when you've convinced yourself that you're losing your marbles.

(, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:59)
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Lying to the other half about losing it...
You know what I mean.

When she goes out and you have a warm bubble bath, twist a towel around your wet hair, snuggle up on the sofa under a blanket, get a bottle of Lambrini and a nice box of chocolates out, put on your favourite Sex and the City DVD and just have a damn good laugh. Sometimes you may paint your nails or try a bit of her blusher and mascara on.

Then when she comes home early and catches you, you have to pretend you’re having a breakdown. You start sobbing and rocking; mascara smearing your freshly blushed cheeks, saying you’re not sure what is wrong with you at the moment but you’ll sort yourself out.

Just me then?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:22, 4 replies)
its called bingo night
dont worry
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:44, closed)
Yep, just you.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 14:38, closed)
Either you're a lesbian
Or an ex-public schoolboy. Either way, it's perfectly normal - don't worry yourself about it.

Can I borrow some mascara?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:22, closed)
Yeah course
I actually said to my girlfried, "What do you want for your birthday you fat cow?".

She said "Dont't get fucking lippy".

So I bought her mascara instead. I have some spare.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, closed)

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