Warning -generic MASSIVE DRUGS post
Bought an entire box of the strongest shrooms available (this was when you could purchase them legally) and promptly scoffed the lot in one sitting. All this despite having very little previous experience with said drug.

What ensued was an 8 hour journey into hell. For the entire time I felt on the verge of death. I couldn’t tell you how or why I felt I was going to die, only that I was convinced I’d had my lot and was about the kick the bucket at any second. Shadows in the bedroom I had taken refuge in morphed into all manner of sinister shapes; the shadow from the lampshade forming a particularly nasty-looking giant spider that was definitely going to come and get me. Auditory hallucinations made the usual sound of aeroplanes flying over the house sound like giant flying dragons roaring across the skies. My vision was so utterly warped that I couldn’t look at the friend who sat through the whole thing with me directly as his facial features and body were so warped and elongated out of perspective that he resembled the classic Hollywood depiction of a werewolf. This friend also had to regularly fetch me a blender to piss in as I was simply too terrified to leave the room to go to the toilet.

The relief when it finally came to an end, and when I realised I was in fact not going to die, was indescribable. Worst experience of my entire life bar none. Drugs are bad.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:20, 6 replies)

You were scared to piss in the toilet
but would happily piss in a blender? I wouldn't put my todger anywhere near one.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:21, closed)

It wasn't plugged it. Not that that would have stopped me anyway.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:26, closed)

almost worth it for the sense of relief afterwards surely?
I'm lucky, most of my trips have been incredible, and on the worst one I just got a bit bored, a bit paranoid and then blacked out. which was interesting at least.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:49, closed)

I wouldn't have agreed at the time :P

Luckily as it was all coming to an end a double bill of the simpons appeared on the telly which was just the perfect thing to ease myself back into normality.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:58, closed)

I usually tried to prolong the experience
2 hours of playing WipeOut Fusion on the PS2 in the dark while furiously smoking joints was a good one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:23, closed)

I feel your pain.
Sounds like my first and last time messing around with that shit.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:03, closed)

Yup.
I took a bad trip on acid once, and it took me about three months to get my shit back together. It wasn't funky, it was just an incredibly deep, introspective trip, during which I utterly, utterly beat the absolute shit out of myself mentally - a total character assassination. It was awful.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:57, closed)