Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I felt sorry for Adam Woodyatt for a bitbecause he plays such a hopeless tosser on screen people might project those traits unfairly on to him
then I found out he really was a hopeless tosser so suck it up you twat
(mind you he's better off than I am by being a hopeless tosser for 20 odd years so maybe he's doing something right..the cunt)
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Although it's totes not cool to agree with you, cunto...However, I saw Adam Woodyatt a couple of times in a department store in Leamington Spa some years ago, and he was indeed a whiny prick. He actually used the 'Do you know who I am?' line.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:18,
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He expected a discount from me because he was THE Adam Woodyatt.The actual one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:08,
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I bet you'd give Steve McDonald one.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:06,
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Yeah well maybe I would, what of it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:46,
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