Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I did a similar thing, if on a somewhat smaller scale...Many years ago in my work car park. My mate was idly walking along, oblivious to anything as I drove out, so I turned the engine off and coasted up behind him, sounding my horn when a couple of feet away.
Although it had the desired effect of making him shit himself as he turned round, I hadn't really thought out the "stopping with no brake servo assist" thing, and quite nearly ran him over.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 15:49, 1 reply)
Hahahaha, yup, done that!I did remember to yank the handbrake though.
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