Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I saw a tramp today
He had a full set of clothes, six cans of Special Brew and some other tat. With the exception of the shopping trolley he was pushing, I reckon he owned all of it outright.
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
He had a full set of clothes, six cans of Special Brew and some other tat. With the exception of the shopping trolley he was pushing, I reckon he owned all of it outright.
( , Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)
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