Lurid Work Stories"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
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chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I worked with a bloke who used to drive lorries in New Zealand delivering timber to mills.He told a story of a good friend of his who, at the end of a day thought 'I won't walk all the way around the trailer full of massive logs to unhitch it, I'll just squeeze myself through, stretch out my arm and see if I can do it from here'
He cut himself in half.
I say half, but it was more like 'head shoulders and an arm/pulverised midsection/pelvis and legs'
So thirds?
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
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