Lurid Work Stories
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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...if it was a one-off it might have been someone who had a barium enema for ulcerative colitis
and let it go after it had set after the appointment.
I have seen such terrible sights at work as well and I assume that someone has a lot of undigested fibre in their diet, which swells up in the pan when there's enough water to hydrate it.
( , Sun 8 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)
and let it go after it had set after the appointment.
I have seen such terrible sights at work as well and I assume that someone has a lot of undigested fibre in their diet, which swells up in the pan when there's enough water to hydrate it.
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