
"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."
Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it
( , Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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...there's frequently the options of a skin graft and/or flap(a tissue transfer or rotation) available as well as the aforementioned 'quick stick it up back on again' if you're fast enough.
( , Mon 9 Sep 2013, 7:49, 1 reply)

Whilst this is very good news for people in general, I don't expect they'd have bothered with the other options for Bob. For one thing, I only gave them 15 quid as it was all I had in my pocket, and for another, duck is delicious.
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